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  • Udasi
    Aaj Chand Raat Hai Per Me Kal Eid Manaun Kese??

    Mera Chand Ab Tak Khafa Hai Mujh Se, Me Usy Manaun Kese??


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Meri_Eid
    Tare Deed Jisko Naseeb Hai.......

    Wo Naseeb Qabl-e-Deed Hai......

    Tujhe Sochna Meri Chand Raat,

    Tujhe Dekhna Meri Eid Hai......


    Eid_Mubarak....My Lost Love....


  By: The Dark Hunter Badshah   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Aur Jung Shuru Ho Gai
    Pathan Ne Apny Bacha Ka Naam America Rakh Liya.
    Logon Ne Pucha America To Aap Ka Dushman Hai Aap Ne Apne Bache Ka Naam Rakh Diya.

    Pathan: Hum Dunya Ko Batana Chahta Hai K Pathan America Ka Baap Hai.
    ...
    Aur Is Tarah Jung Shuru Ho Gai.
    ...
    America: Hum Chand Per Jaker Jahaz Banayge.

    Pathan: Hum Suraj Per Ja Ker Naswar Banayga.

    America: Tum Jal Jayega.

    Pathan: Hum Pagal Nahi Hai, Hum Raat Ko Suraj Per Jayega.. :-D

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH.


  By: Khalil Ur Rehman   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • ME HOON SIRF AAP KI
    1 Baat Bataon "RAAZ" ki,
    Kero Us Ladki se "AASHQI",
    Jis k Chehre Pe ho "SADGI",
    Sanson Me ho "TAAZGI",
    Chandni ho "CHAND ki",
    Rani ho "RAAT" ki,
    Khushbu ho "GULAB" ki,
    Baaten kare "PIYAR" ki,
    Nazuk ho "MIZAJ" ki,
    Achhi ho "IKHLAQ" ki,
    Paband ho "NAMAZ" ki,
    Khidmat kare "MAA,BAAP" ki,
    Aur Hamesha Kahe:
    ME HOON SIRF AAP KI.. :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • HairStyle Aur Makeup
    Ek Chudail Chand Raat Ko Beauty Parlor Gai Makeup Kerany..

    Wahan Aurten Mask Aur Bleach
    Laga Ker Bethi Hui Thi.
    Andar Dakhil Hui To UnKo
    Dekh Ker Cheekh Maar Ker Behosh Ho Gai..
    .
    Aurten Usay Hosh Me Laain
    Aur Kaam Pucha.

    Chudail: Apna HairStyle Aur Makeup Theek Kerana Hai.

    Parlor Wali: Abhi Rush Bohat Hai,
    1 Ghanty Baad Ana.

    Chudail: OK Me Apna Sar Rakh Ker Ja Rahi Hun
    Jab Time Mily To Theek Ker Dena..
    .
    Sari Aurten Abhi Tak Behosh Pari Hen.. :-D


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Barsat K Baad
    Chand Nikalta Hai Her Shaam K Baad..

    Suraj Nikalta Hai Her Raat K Baad..

    Dekho Aaj Tum Ghar Se Mat Nikalna,,

    Warna Log Kahengy K
    Mendak Nikal Aya Hai Barsat K Baad.. :-D

    Don't Mind :-)
    Mera Kaam Tha Tumhen Batana
    Aagy Tumhari Marzi.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Muhawron Ka New Version
    Muhawron Ka New Version..

    1- Jaan Khatray Me Dalna.
    ..Shadi Kerna..

    2- Dushmani Nibhana.
    ..Doston Ki Shadi Kerwana..

    3- Aa Bail Mujhy Maar.
    ..Bivi Se Panga Lena..

    4- Diwaar Se Sar Takrana.
    ..Bivi Ko Samjhana..

    5- Khud Ko Lut'tay Huwe Dekhna.
    ..Bivi Ki Fermaish Puri Kerna..

    6- 4 Din Ki Chandni Phir Andheri Raat.
    .. Bivi Ka Maikay Se Wapas Aana..

    7- Gunahon Ki Saza Milna.
    ..Shadi Shuda Hojana..

    8- Ghalti Per Pachtawa Hona.
    ..Shadi Ki Tasviren Dekhna..

    9- Khudkushi Per Ubhaarna.
    ..Shadi Ki Raay Dena..

    10- Apny Pair Per Kulhadi Marna.
    .. Bivi Ko Ghumany Le Jana.. :-) :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Tanha Chand
    Pathar Ki Ye Dunya Jazbaat Nahi Samajhti..

    Dil Me Hai Jo Baat Wo Baat Nahi Samajhti..

    Tanha To Chand Bhi Hai Sitaron K Darmiyan,,

    Magar Chand Ka Dard Ye Zalim Raat Nahi Samajhti..!


  By: Asad   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Aye Chand Mera Ek Kaam To Ker
    Aye Chand Mera Ek Kaam To Ker,,

    Ek Raat Tu Mere Naam To Ker,,

    Bohat Door Ek Apna Rehta Hai,,

    Jo Mujh Ko Apna Kehta Hai,,

    Us Ki Ankhon Me Jo Sapny Hen,,

    Wo Sary Mere Naam To Ker,,

    Aye Chand Mera Ek Kaam To Ker..!

    Good Night


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Itna Romantic Mat ho
    Chandni Raat thi..

    Wo Mere Sath thi,,

    Hatho me Hath thy,,

    Paun me Paa thi..

    Me Uske Upar tha,,

    Wo Mere Neeche thi..

    Itna Romantic Mat ho Mere Dost,,

    QK Wo Meri.....







    CYCLE Thi.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Geeli Mehndi
    Koshish Karen K
    Chand Raat Ko
    Larkiyon Ko Na Cherren,,

    Un K Hath Per Geeli Mehndi Lagi Hoti Hai,
    Thappar Maar Diya To
    Poori EID Munh Per
    Design Bana Rahy Ga.. ;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Tujhe Dekhna
    Tujhe Sochna Meri Chand Raat Or

    Tujhe Dekhna Meri Eid Hai..!

    *Bakra Eid Mubarak*


  By: Haya Ali   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • CHAND JAISI BIWI
    BETA: PAPA MUJHE SHADI KARNI HAI.

    BAAP: BOLO TUME KESI BIWI CHAHIYE?

    BETA: CHAND JAISI.

    BAAP: ITNI KHUBSURAT?

    BETA: NAHI PAPA JO RAAT KO AYE
    AUR SUBHA KO CHALI JAYE...;-P ;-)

    HAHAHAHA


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Raat aayi hai
    Charag-e-Ishq jalane ki Raat aayi hai,
    Kisi ko Apna Banane ki Raat aayi hai..

    Falak ka Chand bhi Sharma k Munh Chupayega,
    Naqab Rukh se Uthane ki Raat aayi hai..

    Nigah-e-Saqi se Peham Chalak rahi hai Sharab,
    Pio k Pine-Pilane ki Raat aayi hai..

    Wo aj aae hen Mehfil me Chandni lekar,
    K Roshani me Nahane ki Raat aayi hai..!


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Aftari
    Chandni Raat MeharMaa,,

    Tamtamanday Taary,

    Koi V Aftari Nai Keranda,,

    Doob k Mar Jao Saaray..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   In: Chand Raat SMS  Send To Mobile