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Jane ke liye 5 Gear...!



Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,

Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.



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