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Dil chahta hai...



70 Years Old Man: Dil chahta hai ke ab shaadi kar loon.

Friend: Kar lo.

Old Man: Kisi bewa se kar lon?

Friend: Kunwari se hi kar lo, Bewa apne aap ho jayegi.



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