Dad How Was I Born
Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born?
.
Dad: Well, Son
Ur Mom & I Got Together at"Yahoo".
We Set up A Date Via E-Mail
& Met In Cyber Cafe.
Ur Mom Agreed To "Download Data"
From My "Pen Drive".
Just When I Was About to "Transfer",
We Realized That Non Of Us Had
"Installed" A "Firewall".
It Was Too Late To Hit "Delete.."
Nine Months Later
A "Pop-up Window" Appeared
Saying "You Have Got A Male".. ;-p ;-)
Hahhahaha
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