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Ek Aurat Subha Subha Bakery Per Gai Aur
Bete Ki Salgira Ka Cake Tayyar Kerny Ka Order Diya..

Sham Ko Wo Aurat Kapray Badal Ker Aur Makeup Ker K
Cake Lene Gai To Dukandar Ny Usay Dekh Ker Kaha:

"Aap Wohi Cake Lene Aai Hen Jo
Subha Aap Ki Walida Order Ker K Gai Thi.?" ;-)

Hahhaha



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