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3 Chor



Ek baar 3 Chor Pappu, Pintu aur Golu
Police se Chup ke 3 Boriyon me Ghus gaye!
.
Police wala aya, Usne Pehli Bori me Laat Mari,
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
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Dusri Bori me Laat Mari,
Pintu bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai..
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Teesri Bori me Laat Mari,
koi awaaz nai ayi..
Phir Mari, koi awaz nai,,
20, 25 Laaten Maari to Andar se Golu Chillaya:
Abe Saale, AALOO hun, Aaloo.. ;-)

Hahahha



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