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LAZY BOY



LAZY BOY: Jaan 1 Glass Pani de do.
Girl: Khud uth k Pi lo,

Boy: Plz de do na.!
Girl: Ab manga to Thappar Marungi.

Boy: Thappar MARNE aao to Pani leti ana.. ;-)



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