Kiya Item Hai
In 2020
Girls Boy ko dekh kar...
"Dekh Yaar kya Item Ja raha hai Sala,
Oye Murgey Tera no. kya hai..??"
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Boy: Behan ji Aap ke Ghar me Bhai Baap nahi hen kaya..?
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Girl: Bhai Baap hen par Tu nahi hai na Re Chikne..?? ;-)
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