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Young couple were on their Honeymoon



A young couple were on their honeymoon.
The husband was sitting in the bathroom saying to himself:
"Now how can I tell my wife that
I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink?
I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating,
but she's bound to find out sooner or later that
my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?"

Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself:
"Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath?
I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting,
but as soon as he's lived with me for a week,
he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?"

The husband finally plucks up enough courage
to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom.
He walks over to the bed,
climbs over to his wife,
puts his arm around her neck,
moves his face very close to her's and says:
"Darling, I've a confession to make."

And she says, "So have I, love."

He replies: "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks"...;-p ;-)

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