A Wife was making fried eggs
A Wife was making fried eggs 4 breakfast.
Suddenly her husband burst into da kitchen.”Careful, careful!!
Put in some more oil!
Oh my God! u r cooking 2 many at once.
2 many! Turn them!! Turn them now!!
We need more oil,Oh my God! where are we going 2 get more oil?
They are going 2 Stick! Careful..careful!
I said be careful!
U never listen to me when u are cooking! turn them! hurry up! have u lost ur mind?
Don’t forget to salt them.U know u always forget to salt them.Use da salt, use da salt! da salt"
The wife stared at him & asked:
What da hell is wrong wid u?
Do u think i dont know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The Husband calmly replied:
"I just wanted to show u what it feels
like when I am driving wid u in da Car"..:-p
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