Tumhary Paas Kiya Hai
1st Sardar: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
2nd Sardar: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
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1st Sardar: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?..;-)
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