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App khud he pehna den



Jiju:
Me Tumhare liye CHURIYAN laya hun.
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Saali:
App khud he pehna den.
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Jiju Khush Ho Ker:
Aur Tumhari Baji ne Tumhare liye
New BRAZIER bhi Bheja hai...;-D



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