(Chatakh)!!
1 admi apny bety k liye aisa REBOOT laya
jo jhoot bolny per Thappar marta tha
Beta: Papa aj me school nhi jaunga mery pait ma dard hai
(Chatakh)!
Bap: Ap nai jhoot bola is liye apko
saza milli,me jb ap jitna tha tu kbhi jhoot nhi bolta tha
(Chatakh)!!
Wife(hansty howy): Ap hi ka bata hai
(Chatakh)....
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