Sab Se Ziyada Nasha
Teacher: Sab se Ziyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Sharab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never
Student: Sab se Ziyada Nasha
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KITAB Me Hota Hai,
Saala Kholte Hi Neend Aa Jati Hai..:-p
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