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Teacher: I Love U Kis Ki Ejaad Hai??

Pappu: China Ki.

Teacher: QK Is Ki Koi Guaranty Nahi Hoti,

Na Hi Koi Warranty Hoti Hai,

Chaly to Chaand Tak,

Na Chaly to Shaam Tak..;-p:)



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