Khofnak Subject
Student: Sir, Log Urdu aur English me Baat Kerty hen,
Math me Q nahi..?
Teacher: Ziyada 3,5 na ker,
9,2,11 Hoja.
Warna 5,7 Maar dunga.
Aur 6 k 36 Nazar aaengy
aur 32 k 32 Bahar Aa jaengy.
Student: Sir, Urdu English hi Theek Hai.
Math Waqai Bohat Khofnak Subject Hai..;-)
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