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Final Report



Pathan Doctor: Mere Paas Tere Liye Ek Buri Khabar Hai
Aur Ek Bohat Buri khabar Hai.

Patient: Acha To Pehly Buri Khabar Suna Do.

Pathan Dr: Tumhari Report me Likha hai k Tumhary Paas Zinda Rehny k liye Sirf 24 Ghanty baqi Hen.

Patient: Sirf 24 Ghanty, Is se Buri Khabar Aur kiya Ho Sakti hai?

Pathan Dr: Is Report ko Mere Paas Pohnchy 20 Ghanty Ho Chuke Hen...;-(



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