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Jeo Pathan



Pathan Dubai k Ek Hotel me Roast Kha ker Haddi Chaba raha Tha.

Paas Betha Indian Biscuit Kha Raha Tha.

Us ny Pathan Ka Mazaq Uraty Huwe Kaha: Khan, Tum Log Haddi bhi Nahi Chhorty,
Tumhary Mulk me Kuttay Kiya Khaty Hen??

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Pathan: Biscuit.:-p
Hahaha
Jeo Pathan:)



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