Ullu ka Pattha
Ek Admi 2 Ullu bech raha tha,
1 Bara, 1 Chota.
Bara wala 1 Lac ka &
Chota wala 2 Lac ka.
Kisi ny poocha k chota Ullu Baray Ullu se mehenga Q?
Admi ny jawab diya : Bara Ullu sirf Ullu hi hai,
Or
Chota Ullu sirf Ullu hi nahi balke
Ullu ka Pattha bhi hai...:-)
Qaom ko Bilawal Zardari Mubarak ho :-(
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