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Raat ko 2baje Santa ke Phone ki Ghanti B



Raat ko 2baje Santa ke Phone ki Ghanti Baji
Ek Aurat Keh Rahi Thi-Aapka Kutta Raat Bhar Bhokta Rehta Hai
Sone Nahi Deta

Santa Ne Maafi Mangi or So Gaya
dusri Raat 3baje Us Aurat ka Phone baja
Santa bola-Maidam,Mai apko batana bhul gaya tha ki maine koi kutta nahi pal rakha hai



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