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Santa-Jab Bhi mai tumhre ghar khana khat



Santa-Jab Bhi mai tumhre ghar khana khata hu
Tumhara kutta mere khane ko ghoor kar dekhta hai

KYUN?

Banta-kyuki kutta apni Plate phchanta hay mere dost.



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