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1. Sanata in firebrigade-Lady calld-"mere g  By: PAGALPANTI
   Sanata in firebrigade-Lady calld-"mere ghar aag lagi hay Santa-pani dalo. Lady-dala,aag nahi bujhi...


2. Santa-Jab Bhi mai tumhre ghar khana khat  By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa-Jab Bhi mai tumhre ghar khana khata hu Tumhara kutta mere khane ko ghoor kar dekhta hai KYUN?...


3. Santa Kadi-Chawal Kha Raha Tha. Khate-K  By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa Kadi-Chawal Kha Raha Tha. Khate-Khate Ek MAKHI Bathne Lagi.. SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pa...


4. Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi   By: PAGALPANTI
   Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi Hal batao. Sadhu : Beta, hal h...


5. Santa was caught for speeding and went b  By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3...


6. Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection o  By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid? Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda he isme call k ba...


7. GOLU-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hot  By: PAGALPANTI
   GOLU-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hote he MOLU-polution kam karne k liye GOLU-Galat kyuki agar pe...


8. Shadi me Santa ne plate me tissue paper   By: PAGALPANTI
   Shadi me Santa ne plate me tissue paper dekh kar socha shayd ye bhi khane ki chez hai Jaise hi wo kh...


9. Santa: Ghar mai Mera hi Hukam chalta hau  By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa: Ghar mai Mera hi Hukam chalta hau Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani, woh le ati hai, Banta: Garam pa...


10. Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Ka  By: PAGALPANTI
    Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje Santa: Nahi Girl: Q Nahi? Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Ga...


11. Santa: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.   By: PAGALPANTI
    Santa: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai. Banta: Q? Santa: Q Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna Dek...


12. Bhikhari: Ek Rupaye Ka Sawal Hai Bachcha  By: PAGALPANTI
    Bhikhari: Ek Rupaye Ka Sawal Hai Bachcha? Santa: Ganit Ke Master Sahab Bagal Me Hain, Unhi Se Poochh...


13. Banta Ek Baat Bata Yaar Agar Bhais Ko  By: PAGALPANTI
    Banta Ek Baat Bata Yaar Agar Bhais Ko Akal Aa Jaye To Kya Hoga santa- Simple Yaar Wo Khud Hi Dudh...


14. Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne ka tende  By: PAGALPANTI
    Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne ka tender Mila. Kanjoos Santa Ne kagaz bachane k liye Ek Taraf 500 ...


15. Santa to Barber:- Cut my hair Short.   By: PAGALPANTI
    Santa to Barber:- Cut my hair Short. Barber: Sir, how Short? Santa:- So Short That my Wife cannot P...