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1. Santa: Ghar mai Mera hi Hukam chalta hau  By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa: Ghar mai Mera hi Hukam chalta hau Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani, woh le ati hai, Banta: Garam pa...


2. Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Ka  By: PAGALPANTI
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3. Santa: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.   By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai. Banta: Q? Santa: Q Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna Dek...


4. Bhikhari: Ek Rupaye Ka Sawal Hai Bachcha  By: PAGALPANTI
   Bhikhari: Ek Rupaye Ka Sawal Hai Bachcha? Santa: Ganit Ke Master Sahab Bagal Me Hain, Unhi Se Poochh...


5. Banta Ek Baat Bata Yaar Agar Bhais Ko  By: PAGALPANTI
   Banta Ek Baat Bata Yaar Agar Bhais Ko Akal Aa Jaye To Kya Hoga santa- Simple Yaar Wo Khud Hi Dudh...


6. Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne ka tende  By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne ka tender Mila. Kanjoos Santa Ne kagaz bachane k liye Ek Taraf 500 ...


7. Santa to Barber:- Cut my hair Short.   By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa to Barber:- Cut my hair Short. Barber: Sir, how Short? Santa:- So Short That my Wife cannot P...


8. Boss: Murkh Ho Tum Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dek  By: PAGALPANTI
   Boss: Murkh Ho Tum Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha hai? Santa: Nahi Sir Boss: Niche kya dekhta ha meri Or dek...


9. Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob   By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob No is change" Pehale Nokia6610 tha Now I Have N73 So Plz Ca...


10. Santa Chupke Se Narak se Swarg me Ghusa   By: PAGALPANTI
    Santa Chupke Se Narak se Swarg me Ghusa dewtao Ne Pakad K Khub Mara Mar Khane k Bad Utha aur Bola, T...


11. Cricket Match Me Batsman LBW Hua SANTA:  By: PAGALPANTI
    Cricket Match Me Batsman LBW Hua SANTA: Log Hum Ko Pagal Samajhte He Jabki Yaha To Sab Pagal He Lagi...


12. Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil hu  By: PAGALPANTI
    Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huwa Or haath may gold ka Ek cup pakra hua tha, Wife: ye cup ...


13. Chikku- maine susu subah 6 baje karta hu  By: PAGALPANTI
    Chikku- maine susu subah 6 baje karta hu. Dr- tu es me problem kya hai? Chikku- jee meri ankh 8 baj...


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    Santa's 60th B'day Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb kyo lagaya hai? Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi th...


15. Santa chhilke k sath Kela kha raha tha.   By: PAGALPANTI
    Santa chhilke k sath Kela kha raha tha. Banta: chhilka to utar de... Santa: kya jarurat hai, mujhe...