A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Send To Mobile
<<< Read Previous |
Read Next >>>
Submit Your Comments:
Related SMS to "A sardar went to Pizza Hut."
- A Sardar & his wife filed an By: musarat
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3...
- A sardar ji pulled By: musarat
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the ...
- In a practical Exam By: musarat
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I dont know Ex...
- Q:Why is a Sardarji By: musarat
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him...
- Sardar’s Friend: Yaar, By: musarat
Sardar’s Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Yea...
- D most brilliant Sardar By: musarat
D most brilliant Sardar in Exam : Problem: prove that LHS=RHS (2x+9y)= 10x/3y Sardar: Multipl...
- Sardar Apna Radio By: musarat
Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya. Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai Bas Mousam Kharab Hon...
- College Ki Ladki se Bola By: Jasper
Sardar: College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl: Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun...
- Sardar g0es 2 gulab0's h0me By: SAYYAM
Sardar g0es 2 gulab0's h0me & kn0cks da d00r Gulabo: kon? Sardar: main Gulabo: main kon? Sardar: lay...
- Oy me Tenu KUTY te Mazmoon likhan nu kya c By: SAYYAM
MASTER: oy me Tenu KUTY te Mazmoon likhan nu kya c, likh k q nai lyanda? Sardar: mein ki karan sir ...
- Sardar Pehle Baar Mandir By: Master Mind
Ek Sardar Pehle Baar Mandir Jata Hai, Aur Aik bari moorti ke Samne Aankhain band kar de Beth Jata H...
- She Is Kidding... By: AsiM
She Is Kidding... Sardar: Translated Into Urdu... . . . . "Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->...
- What Is An Adult Joke? By: AsiM
Sardarji Was Asked, What Is An Adult Joke? Reply Came... Any Joke Which Is Eighteen Years Old. :-...
- Deadly IQ Question By: AsiM
Deadly IQ Question. Sardar To 2nd Sardar. "Where Is Abu Dabi?" 2nd Sardar: "Jithy Ami Dabi, Uthy...
- Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hai By: Dapper
Friend: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hai Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya. Sardar: Q K Jab Mera Scooter Gum H...
