Mursaleen's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Mursaleen
Location: Zameen k Ooper, Aasmaan k Neeche.
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Member Since: 31 Oct 2007
About Mursaleen:
Indo-Pakistani.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Mursaleen
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Janwaron k Doctor k Paas
Bemar Shohar: Mujhe Janwaron k Doctor k Paas le Jao.
BV: Kyon?
Shohar: Roz Subah Subah Murghay ki Tarah Uth Jata Hon,
Phir Ghoray ki Ttarah Bhaag Bhaag k Kaam pe Jata Hon,
Wahan Sara Sara Din Gadhay ki Tarah Kaam Harta Hon,
Ghar Aa ker Sab per Kuttay ki Tarah Bhonkta Hon,
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Raat ko Bhains k Saath So Jata Hon.
Category: Happy Marriage SMS
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Army Cap
American: A baby in our country had no legs, We put artificial legs on him. He is an Athlete now.
Russian: A baby in our country had no Arms, We put Artificial arms on him. He is a boxer now.
Pakistani: A baby in our country had no Brain, We put Army Cap on his head. He is our President now.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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