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Pathan in Fire Brigade



Pathan in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Pathan: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Pathan: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)



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