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Bill Gates v/s Asif Ali Zardari



I Studied Everything But Never Topped,
And Today the Toppers of the Best Universities are My Employees.
(Bill Gates)


Neither I Topped Nor I Studied Anything,
But today I'm the Prospective President of Pakistan.
(Asif Ali Zardari)



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