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Musharraf v/s Jamhuriat



MUSHARRAF v/s JAMHURIAT

Mshrf: Aata Rs.13
Jmhryt: 35

M: Sugar 21
J: 65

M: Milk 32
J: 48

M: Bike 32000
J: 47000

M: AC 20000
J: 35000

M: Stock Market 16000
J: 9000

M: US $ 60
J: 84

M: GST 11%
J: 16%

M: Tax on call 15%
J: 19.5%

M: Bijli Pani Gas Wafar.
J: Na Bijli, na Pani, na Gas.

M: Bijli, Gas Sasti
J: Bijli menhgi, Gas Menhgi.

Wah wah Jamhoriat.
Kya Faida Aisi Jamhoriat Ka?

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