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1. Pathan Admitted in School  By: Taha
   Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa: Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain? Pathan: Hum ko...


2. VCR Uthaya Huwa Hai  By: Taha
   4 Pathan Janazay ko Tezi se le kar Qabron k Ooper se Guzar Rahe Thay: Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Nee...


3. Saudia K Sath Namaz  By: Irfan
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4. Dedicate him a Sad Song  By: Humbugg TheGreat
   A Pathan Called FM radio & Said: "I have found a Wallet with thousands of currency & a credit card ...


5. Pathan Ko Tairna Nhi Ata  By: Funtoosh
   3 Pathano ko phansi hone lagi: Pehly ko phansi lagayi to Rassa dheela hony ki waja se woh nechy paa...


6. Gul Khan from Karachi  By: Irfan
   Pathan ki Flight ma tabyat Kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha: "Are you suffering from Fever?" ....


7. Pathan Ground Floor Pe  By: SMS Guru
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8. Carry Lougar Bill  By: wahabi
   Major Rohail: Khan sab Carry Lougar Bill Aa gya hai. Phatan: Lo G pehle Bijli, Gas, Paani ka Bill....


9. Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain  By: Funtoosh
   During The Match, Batsman LBW Hua: 1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain, Yahan to Sab...


10. Aur colours dikhao  By: Taha
    Ek pathan murday k liye kafan lene gaya, shop walay ne usay kafan diya, Pathan ne kuch pucha jisay s...


11. Qaatil  By: Taha
    Teacher to pathan: Qaatil kisay kehte hain? Pathan: pata nhn Teacher(ghussay se): Agar tum apne b...


12. Pathan Sirf Loan Pehanta Hai  By: Taha
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13. Hum Inko Dekh Lega  By: Taha
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14. pathan cycle chalate huwe  By: Asim bilawal
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15. Jo Eid Ka Roza Rakhy  By: Irfan
    Shaair Kehta Hai: Jo EID k Din ROZA Rakhy Woh Shaitan Hai. Aur Jo ROZAY K Din EID Manaye Woh Sa...