SMS Guru's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: SMS Guru
Location: On Earth
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Member Since: 18 Aug 2009
About SMS Guru:
The SMS Guru is here now...
I like funny sms,
love sms,
friendship sms,
pathan jokes,
sardar ji jokes,
santa banta jokes,
and adult sms.
You can send me sms on 03456066321.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: SMS Guru
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Happy Strike Year 2010
Congratulations People of Pakistan!
We are the Only Nation in the World.
Who'll gonna Start New Year with a Strike.
So I'm Sure that I'm the 1st to Wish You.
Happy Strike Year 2010.
Nice Na?
Category: New Year SMS
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Abba Ne Topi Kara di
LOVE STORY 2050
Ek Larky ko Larki se pyar Hogya
Larki ne Larky se Pucha Tum Mere lye kya kar Sakty ho?
Larka bola jo Tum kaho.
Larki ne kaha Agar Tum Mujhse Sachi Mohabbat Karty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr Aao.
Larka DIL le Aaya, Larki ne Usse Shadi Krli,
larki ne wo DIL Theli me Daal k Apne Room Mai latka dia.
30 Saal Bad Jab Uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka Check-up kia.
To Wo DIL Bakry ka Nikla or usne andaza lagaya k
ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno
Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno
Mera Tum Bin Dil Veeran Suno
Her Subah Ki Ronaq Tumse Hai
Mere Raat K Roshan Chaand Suno
Tera Sabse, Har Andaaz Alag
Tere Hansnay Se Ho Shaam Dhanak
Tere Bin Her Subah Shaam Suno
Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno
Ek Vaada Kar Lo Tum Mujhse
Tum Ab Na Routho Gay Mujhse
Ruk Jaye Na Meri Saans Suno
Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno.
Category: Urdu Love SMS
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Honesty Is The Best Policy
Revised Version of
HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY
Once Again the Woodcutter was going with his wife near the Canal.
His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came and asked him. He told about wife.
Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif".
Woodcutter: Yes.
Angel became angry.
Woodcutter: If I refused you should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife.
I'm a poor man. I can't afford all three. :-)
Category: English Funny SMS
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Faraz Ko Maaf Kardo
Saghar
Faiz
Iqbal
Jalib
Mohsin
Saher
Meer
Ghalib
Aatish
Nasir
Qateel
Ghalib
Bashir Badar
Noshi Geelani
Parvin Shakir
Fakhra Batool
Wasi
Amjad Islam Amjad
Saleem Kosar
Kafe azmi
Momin
Hafeez Jalndhri
Qasmi
Daagh
Aur
Hasrat Moohani
Ki Appeal Hai K
"Faraz" Ko Maaf Kar Den. :-)
Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy
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