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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • 2 Students Raat Me Parhte Hue
    2 Students Raat Me Parhte Hue

    1st: What's Da Time?

    2nd Ne Pathar Utha Kar Samne K Ghar Par Mara
    ...
    1 Aurat Nikli Or Boli

    Kamino Ab To So Jao
    ...Raat K 3 Baj Gaye Hain.=PXD


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Girl Friend K Side Effect's
    !!..Girl Friend K Side Effect's..!!

    1. Jaib Har Waqt Khali.
    2. Easy Load Walo Ka Qarzdar.
    3. Load Walo Ki Galian Sun'na.
    4. Awara Or Nikamma Pan.
    5. Girl Friend Ka Mobile Band Hone Ki
    Waja Se Depression Ka Marez Ban Jana.
    Or Har Din Weham Ki Waja Se Jism Me 1
    Pao Khoon Ka Kam Hona.
    .
    .
    Moral:
    Girl Friend Jaib, Khushi, Sehat Or
    Zindagi K Liye Muzir Hai.
    Wizarat-e-Molyan.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Truck doosre Truck ko
    Ek Truck doosre Truck ko
    Rassi se bandh kar
    le ja raha tha

    Yeh dekh k
    1 Pathan
    Hans
    Hans
    k Lotpot ho
    gaya
    aur
    kehne laga
    "Ek Rassi ko
    le jane k liye
    2-2 Truck"


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya
    Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
    Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

    Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.

    Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

    Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena.
    Chooha Muskuraya

    Or Bola

    Jaan naraz mat hona

    Us waqt main Nashy me tha.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Aeroplane Aa Rha Hy
    Aeroplane Aa Rha Hy . . .
    Dekho . . .
    Dekho Na . . . . .
    Chala Bhi Gia Pagal Upar Dekhna Chahyie Tha Mobile Mai Aata Hai Kya.


  By: faiza   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Baar 3 Fruits Mein Aapas
    Ek Baar 3 Fruits Mein Aapas Mein Baat Cheet Hoti Hai.

    Apple: Mujhe To Sab Dho K
    Aur Kaat Ke Khaate Hain.

    Amrood: Tujhe Kya Mujhe Bhi Sab Dho K
    Aur Kaat Ke Khate Hain.


    Apple Chup Chaap Baithe Banana Se Kehta Hai:
    Tu Chup Kyu Hai?

    Banana: Main Kya Kahon Mujhe To Batate Hue Bhi Sharam Aati Hai,
    Mujhe To Sab Log Nanga Kar K Khate Hain. :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye
    Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
    .
    .
    .
    Balkay
    .
    .
    .
    Ye Socho K...

    Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....

    "+ALLAH ALWAY'S BLESS U+"


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi
    Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.


    Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:


    Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
    "+ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS YOU+"


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
    Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
    to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

    Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

    Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

    Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

    MORAL .

    ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
    Ya...
    Larkay Ko...

    KAMEENA

    Hamesha
    Larka hi ho ta hai.


    GEO KAMEEENO


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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