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Ek Baar 3 Fruits Mein Aapas



Ek Baar 3 Fruits Mein Aapas Mein Baat Cheet Hoti Hai.

Apple: Mujhe To Sab Dho K
Aur Kaat Ke Khaate Hain.

Amrood: Tujhe Kya Mujhe Bhi Sab Dho K
Aur Kaat Ke Khate Hain.


Apple Chup Chaap Baithe Banana Se Kehta Hai:
Tu Chup Kyu Hai?

Banana: Main Kya Kahon Mujhe To Batate Hue Bhi Sharam Aati Hai,
Mujhe To Sab Log Nanga Kar K Khate Hain. :-)



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