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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Duniya k sab sey ajeeb Jungle
    Kya aap duniya k sab sey ajeeb jungle k barrey mein jantey hein? yeh aisa jungle hai k jiss mein insaan rehtey hein? batayein!



    Yar kya hum nei Pakistan ko kissi jungle sey kam samjha hai, yahan par b "jiss kee lathi uss kee bains" ka mahawra chalta hai aur jungle mein b


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • High Standard English
    High Standard English..

    Journalist To Meera:
    What Type Of Roles U Like ?

    Meera :
    Wesay Tu I Like Vegetable Roll,Lekin
    …Hen Roll Bhi Khaa Leti Hun…:D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Hum Gaye Thay Usay Mananay K Liye Magar
    Hum Gaye Thay Usay Mananay K Liye Magar..

    Wo Khafa Acha Laga Hum Ne Khafa Rehnay Diya.

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    ...
    Tashreeh))

    Iss Shair Me Shaair Apnay Mehboob
    Se Keh Raha Hai K..

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    BHAARRR MEIN JAAA :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Wo k0n c Mehndi Hai Jisay GIrLz
    Wo k0n c Mehndi Hai Jisay GIrLz
    Dekhti Hain Magr Lgati Nahi?

    Hina Mehndi

    No. . .!
    ...
    KaALi Mehndi,

    No. . .!

    Anx iZ.

    DaLaIr Mehndi


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Definition of A Girl
    Define Girl;

    Ans- The 1 Who b4 Going Out, Puts On.
    Mascara, Eyeshadow, Eyeliner, Lip Glows,
    Glitter, Rough, Blush,
    Kajal & Asks

    Natural To Lag Rahi Hu Na ;-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Two Ladies Were Fighting For
    LADIES R LADIES ::

    Two Ladies Were Fighting For The Seat In Bus,
    Both Were Claiming That She Came First....
    ...One Old Man Was Watching This All.....

    .........At Last He Said: Beta Larro Nahi ,
    Is Ka Hal Main Tumhe Batata Hun.
    "Tum Me Jo Umer (age) Me Bari Hai Woh Baith Jai....

    Phir Dono Aik Dosrey Ko Bolien....

    Its Ok, Theek Hai Tum He Beth Jao
    ...Nahi Nahi Tum He Beth Jao...Hahah.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: Zubair Anjum   Send To Mobile
  • Ek haath wala aadmi khudkushi karne
    Ek haath wala aadmi khudkushi karne pull pe charha,
    niche 1 aadmi dance kar raha tha uske dono haath nahin thay,
    usne niche aa kar usse pucha: mera 1 hath nahin hai mai marne ja raha tha,
    tmhare dono haath nahin hai auyr tum dance kar rahe ho?

    Wo bola: tjhe marna hai to mar,meri to peeth mai kharish ho rahi hai kaise khujaun :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Main ghoomta raha tere shehar mai WASI
    Main ghoomta raha tere shehar mai WASI,

    koi aik bhi larki na phansi,

    Kisi ne chaye puchi na hi lassi,

    ja oye Wasi,

    tu vi khassi,

    tera shehar vi khassi. :-D


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
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