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3 Pagal Bed pe so rhey thy, 3no ko Jg
3 Pagal Bed pe so rhey thy,

3no ko Jga tng ho rahi thi,

1 Pagal Bed se utr k nichy so gya...

2nd Pagal: Oye! Ab Jga ho gai hai upr aja.

By: SAYYAM Send To Mobile

Guest vs Host Host: Lassi tusi pindey
Guest vs Host
Host: Lassi tusi pindey Nai,
Cha Asi Piyadne Nai,
Roti da Time Nai,
Bottle da Mosm Nai,

Hun dasso ki hukam a?

Guest: fir 30 da Easy-load pawa deyo janab....

By: SAYYAM Send To Mobile

1 ßutt 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha U
1 ßutt 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha

Usko circus walon ne dekha or hire kr lia

Pehla show shuro hua,

us ne 80 rotian kha li

agla show 1 hour bd shuro hwa or us ne phr 80 rotiyn kha li

Log bht heran thy
or 3rd show k lie or ziyda rush ho gia

1 hour bd jb 3rd show shro hona tha tu wo ghaib ho gia

Usko dhondte hwe jb us k ghr pohnche to wo betha roti kha rha tha

Jb us sy wja pochi to wo bola:

Hun ma naukri hi krda rawan,
roti na khawan !

By: SAYYAM Send To Mobile

Khabees besharam behaya
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besharam

behaya

begairat

baewaqOf

Kameny

jahil

ullO k patthay

hain

wOh lOg

jO ap ki qadar nahi krt y!”TUSI TE GREAT O G”.

By: musarat Send To Mobile

Ladka Jab Kisi Ladki K Gaal Gulab
Ladka Jab Kisi Ladki K Gaal Gulab K Phul Se Touch Karta Hai To

English Ladki: O Darling U R So Naughty

Indian Ladki: Mat Karo Yaar
...
Bangladeshi Ladki: O Ji Tussi Bade Romantic Ho Ji

Pakistani Ladki: Aankh Na Phor Dena Haramkhor. :D :D

By: AsiM Send To Mobile

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate h
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ay dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho…….

By: musarat Send To Mobile

lecature k darmayan aik larka uath kar c
lecature k darmayan aik larka uath kar cahla gaya teacher; yea keo uth kar cahla gaya? larke ka dost; sir is ko nend me cahlny ki adat ha

By: musarat Send To Mobile

Arz Kiya Hy………………………. Abhi to dosti s
Arz Kiya Hy……………………….

Abhi to dosti shuru ki hay

waqat any per dosti ka faraz bhi nibhaeen gay

dil par pathar rukh kar eik din khud tumeen

MENTAL HOSPITAL chor kar aahen gay

By: musarat Send To Mobile

Teacher Jawani aur Burhape me farak bata
Teacher Jawani aur Burhape me farak batao…?

Student Jawani me mobile me HASEENOk numbers hote hain,Aur Burhape me HAKEEMOk.

By: musarat Send To Mobile

Aadmi:Jab tumhare pass Mobile hai to phr
Aadmi:Jab tumhare pass Mobile hai to phr tumne letter kiyun bheja,

Pathan:O Yaara!Mene tumhe phone kiya tha par kisi larki ne kaha k \”PLZ TRY LETTER..:-P

By: musarat Send To Mobile

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