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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:



  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Sms 1 Masti hai
    Sms 1 Masti hai,
    Ye call Se Sasti hai,
    Nind ko udati hai,
    Dilo ko Jalati Hai,
    Dimag Ko Pakati Hai,
    par Apko Hamari Yad B to Dilati hai.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko
    Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain,

    2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,

    3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,

    counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.


  By: salmanjaber   Send To Mobile
  • O puttar teno es saal motr cycle
    GUJJAR:
    O puttar teno es saal motr cycle lazmi le k deni æ pawain to pass howain ya fail

    Puttar:
    Hain Abba.?

    Gujjar:
    Han puttar J pass hoea te cd70 colage jan lai.
    Tay J fail hoea tay Yama dodh wechan lai.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • 1 shrabi bus main sawaar hua
    1 shrabi bus main sawaar hua to seat par bethy molvi ne kaha


    Tum Jahanum k rastay pe ja rahay ho
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    Sharabi chillaya
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    O chavlo roko main tay FAISLABAD jana c, menu la deo...


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Newton's 1st Law of poondi
    ¤Newton's 1st Law of poondi...@

    ¤Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until ä thäppär or ä sändal with ä velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his heäd by ä lovely girl...@
    ¤This force is cälled be-ezzät force,
    which is directly propotionäl to shärmindägi...@
    ¤but Beghäirti remäins constänt :)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Strange FACTS
    Strange FACTS

    1. Ek luqma 7secnd k baad pait me pohnchta ha
    2. Insani baal 3KG tk wazan utha sakta ha
    3. Hr Kisi k Angothe k joron ki lakeerein us k Jeevan sathi ki ankhon or honton ki trah hoti hain

    4. Auratain mardo ki nisbat ziada palkein jhapkti he

    5.Aur apka diyhaaan abhi tk anghoty pe hi ha:D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • POET vs DOCTOR Beauty is Full of Diseases
    (POET vs DOCTOR)

    Poet: Jhuki jhuki Palkein
    Dr: (Ptosis)

    Poet: Gulabi Aankhein
    Dr: (Conjunctivitis)

    Poet: Tirchi Nazar
    Dr: (Nystagmus)

    Poet: Khamosh se lab
    Dr: (Aphasia)

    Poet: Gulabi Gaal
    Dr: (Plethora)

    Poet: Kapkapate hath
    Dr: (Parkinson’s)

    Poet: Chand sa chehra
    Dr: (Cushing’s Syndrome)

    Poet: Kaala Til
    Dr: (Melanoma)

    Poet: Har Taraf Ussi Ka Chehra
    Dr: (Hallucination)

    MORAL:
    Beauty is "Full of Diseases"
    Public service msg by doctors.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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