A paksitani took admission in an america
A paksitani took admission in an american school
Teacher : whats your name ?
Boy :ahmad
Teacher : no,now your in america your name is jhony from today
Boy went home and mom asked
Mom :how was the day ahmad
Boy : im an american now call me jhonny
Mom and dad both got offended and beat him up
Next day he was back to school bruised
Teacher :what happend jhonny?
Boy :maim,just 4 hours after when i became american i was attacked by two pakistanis..;)
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