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  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Bohat Afsos Horaha Hai. :( . . . Un
    Bohat Afsos Horaha Hai. :(
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    Un Larke Larkion Py Jo Bichare..:(
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    *Kambal Me Chup K Msg Kiya Krtay Thay Ab Kro Chup Kar Msg..:
    Hayee Garmi :)


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Ladki Apne B.F. k Msg Padh k Boar ho G
    1 Ladki Apne B.F. k Msg Padh k Boar ho Gayi thi, vo har Waqt I Love U,I Miss U k Msg Bhejta Tha.
    1 Raat ko Uska Msg aaya...Magar Ladki ne Msg Khola Nahi, Aur vo so Gayi. Dusre Din us Ladke ki Maa ka Phone Aaya ki kal Raat vo Accident me Mar Gaya...Fir Ladki ne Raat ko jo Msg Aaya tha vo Padha,

    Usme Likha tha "Dear,Mera Accidant hua he, me Tumhe Akhari Bar Dekhna Chahta hu,Tum Jaldi se Hospital me Aa Jao."

    Moral of the Story:

    "Marte Waqt Bhi Free Msgs Khatam karne ka Nahi Sochna chahiye, Phone kar Lena Chahiye..;-


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • World's Most Amazing Facts 1) JAPAN Me
    World's Most Amazing Facts
    1) JAPAN Me Students Ko Computer Games Or Study K Liye Bijli Free Hy,
    2) Italy Me Sab Se Ziada Bijli Produce Karne K Record Hy.
    3) Singapore Me 12 Months Barish Hony K Bawajud 1mint Light Nahi Jati,
    4) India Me Koylay Se 70% Bijli Peda Hoti Hy.
    5) Scotland Me Log Apni Khud Ki Bijli Bana Letey Hy,
    6) China Me Bijli (For Home) Free Hy.
    7) Pakistan Me Log 1 Din Me 18 HoursTak Bijli K Bagher Hasi Khushi Rehte Hy...*)


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • BACHELOR OF FLIRTISM ... Trrin trrin.
    BACHELOR OF FLIRTISM ...

    Trrin trrin...
    Girl: hello baby..
    Boy: ohh jaan Bolo

    Girl: kaha ho yaar subh se koi aata pata nahi
    Boy:are hum to khoye hue hai aapki ankho me

    Girl:abhi kya kar rahe ho?
    Boy: Tumhari picture dekh raha hu
    Kahi aur mann nahi lag raha.

    Girl: maine to tumhe koi picture di hi nahi
    Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai picture barso se

    Girl: but hum to parso mile hai pehli baar
    boy: tumhre bina Ek pal bhi barso ke saman hai pinky

    Girl: pinky?ye pìnky kOn hai Mai to divya hu
    Boy: lagta hai tumse baat kar ke sab bhul jata hu

    Girl: Tum Rashid ho na?
    Boy: Ghrawale to Sohail bolte hai
    but vo galat ho sakte hai tum nahi

    Girl: Ye 9870XXXXXX hai na?
    Boy: Tha to nahi but ab se hai


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???
    can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???




    nahi maloom???



    thora orr damagh laraoo




    no??



    abhi be nahi?




    ok let me tell u k kaise aya...




    '''GHALTI SE'''...


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.
    Din ko chain nahi,

    raat ko aram nahi.

    Jee na lage kahi,

    E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?

    Arey Pagal..

    yeh pyar nahi .....

    Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
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