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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ek School Ki Building Ko Ag Lag Gai Sch
    Ek School Ki Building Ko Ag Lag Gai
    School K Sb Bchy Dor Khry Hans Rhy Thy
    K Chalo Ab School To Nahi Ana Paray Ga


    Lekin Ek Bacha
    Udas Khara Tha, Ustaad Us K Pas Geya
    Or Kaha Baita Tm Naik Or Mehnti Student Lagty Ho,


    Btao Q Udaas Ho?
    Bacha: Rota Hua Sir School To Jal Gya
    Per Ap To Zinda Ho Na!


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  • English And Urdu Always Contradict Each
    English And Urdu Always Contradict
    Each Other:

    The Sooner The Better.
    Jaldi Ka Kaam Shetan Ka Hota Hai.

    Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here.
    Bari Lambi Umer Hai, Abhi Tumhari Baat
    Kar Rahay Thay.

    Absence Makes A Heart Go Fonder.
    Nazar Se Ojhal, Dil Se Ojhal.

    Fight Your Rights.
    Sabar Ka Phal Meetha Hota Hai.

    As Wise As An Owl.
    Ullo Ka Phata.


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  • Fattu : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Ha
    Fattu : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
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    Pappu : Rang See Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai..
    .
    .......
    Fattu : Zara English Me Kaho...
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    .
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    Pappu : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai


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  • 1 ENGINEER,1 MBA Student Or SOHAIL Kash
    1 ENGINEER,1 MBA Student Or SOHAIL
    Kashti Me Ja Rahe Thy,
    K JIN Agaya Or Bola
    "Samandar Me Koi Chez Phenko
    Agr Mene Dhond Li To Me Tmhe Mar Donga
    Or Na Dhond Paya To Me Tmhara Ghulam"
    Engineer Ne Needle Phenki
    JIN Ne Dhond Li Or Usy Mar Dia
    MBA Student Ne Memory Card Phenka
    JIN Ne Dhond Lia Or Usy Bhi Mar Dia
    SOHAIL Ne Disprine Phenki,
    Wo Pani Me Ghul gai

    SOHAIL Bola:
    Chal Beta Ghar Chal Boht Kaam Para Hai..

    Smart Boy :-)


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  • Puppy hi u all i hv one puppy 4 u 1pu
    Puppy
    hi u all
    i hv one puppy 4 u
    1puppy 4 ur friend
    1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
    u know why??? becuz............
    ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai


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  • Ullu ke pathey Kutey k bachey Gadh
    Ullu ke pathey

    Kutey k bachey

    Gadhey ki aulaad

    Saanp ke sapolay

    Bhains ke bachray

    Bakre ke maimney






    Sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na


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  • Chaloo yah karoo shabash
    Chaloo yah karoo shabash












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    And here is the key.......



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    Ab jaldee se saaaf karo main ne bohut zaroori kaam se jana hai...


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