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Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?

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malika sherawat goes to skin specialist
malika sherawat goes to skin specialist
and asks: "main nahatay waqt kia lagaaon?"

doc:"bathroom ki kundi"

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In India Survey Report to me How many
In India Survey Report to me

How many girls want to meet SOHAIL

Survey Results

YES: 9%
NO: 0%

91%: Sapne na dikhao hamari aisi kismat kahan

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Karan Johar is producing a new film and
Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent

I've suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him

The movie name is

"AQQAL HO NA HO"

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Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,

.
1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,

3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..

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Husbands Sy Kaam Karwana
3 Womens
Topic: Husbands Sy Kaam Karwana

American: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Khana Tum Pakao Gaye
2nd Din Us Ne Kuch Na Kiya
3rd Din Usney Rost Bana Liya

German: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Ghar Ki Safai Tum Karo Gaye
2nd Din Wo Chup Raha
3rd Din Poora Ghar Saaf Tha

Indian: Main Ne Un Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Kapray Tum Wash Karo Gaye, Apney Sab Kaam Khud Karo Gaye
Aglay Din Mujhy Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
2nd Din Bi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
3rd Din Aankh Ki Soojan Kuch Utri To Kuch Nazar Aaya (;

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AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhat
AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

'THANDA MATLAB'

Coca-Cola

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Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their pu
Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main "SOHAIL" ki Pic thi

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Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe b
Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya

phir ek machir Kanjus pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"

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Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo Shab: T
Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo

Shab: Tumhain sharam nahi ati road pe khare ho k BHEEK mangte ho?

Bhikhari: Abay tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??

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