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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Latest Love
Saheli: Wo Mujh Se Milna Chahta Hai..
Me: Yaad Rakhna Wo Tum Se
Chand Aur Sitary La Ker Deny Ki Baat Kery Ga,
Magar Tum Chilghozy Aur Tamatar Per Hi Qaim Rehna.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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March
Mujhy Lagta Hai K
Molana Fazlur-Rahman Pagal Ho Gaya Hai,
Warna October Aur November Me
March Kahan Se Aa Gaya.. :-D
(QAIM ALI SHAH)
By:
Maha Abro
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Shamat
Mummy: Beta Mehmano Ko Ja Ker Khany Ka Pucho..
Pappu: Uncle Aap Khana Kha Ker Aaye Hen Ya
Wapas GHar Ja Ker Khaen Gy.. :-D
Mummy Subha Se Hath Me Belan Pakry Pappu Ka Intzar Ker Rahi Hen.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Best Result
Bivi Agar Aankh Me Aansu Bhar Ker Kahy K
"Aap Mujh Se Bilkul Piyar Nahi Kerty",
To Do Ghanty Dialog Maar Yaqeen Dilany Se Behtar Hai K
Naye Suit K Liye Paisy De Den.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Yaad
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Aahen Bharny Se Acha Hai K
Bottle Bhar Ker Fridge Me Rakh Do.. :-D
Amma Khush te Zindagi Aasan.. :-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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JUST KIDDING
JUST KIDDING..
* Mohabbat Ho Jaye To Sadqa Dena Shuru Ker Den,
Mohabbat Hogi To Mil Jayegi, Bala Hui To Tal Jayegi. :-D
* Hamesha Ek Hath Me Makhan Aur Dusry Hath Me Choona Rakhen,
Moka Ki Munasbat Se Lagaty Jaen, KamyabiQadam Choomy Gi. :-D
* Hamesha Muskuraty Raho Ta K Dunya Confused Rahy K Tumhen Khushi Kis Baat Ki Hai. :-)
* Ab To Sugar Ki Bimari Itni Ziyada Ho Gai Hai K
Dar K Mary Logon Ny Meetha Bolna Bhi Chhor Diya Hai. :-D
* Achi Bivi Wo Hai Jo Shoher Ko Achi Tarha Pareshan Kery,
Aur Buri Bivi Wo Jo Shoher Ko Buri Tarha Pareshan Kary. :-D
* Itna Paisa Kamao K Chilgozy Sasty Lagny Lagen,
Aur Itna Hosla Barhao K Chilgozy Mehmano K Samny Rakhty Huwe Moat Na Pary. :-D
* Hosla Seekhna Hai To Pressure Cooker Se Seekho,
Aag Per Beth Ker Seetiyan Bajata Hai. :-)
* Kuch Shoher Apni Biviyon Ko Bepanah Chahty Hen,
Aur Kuch Sirf Un Se Panah Chahty Hen. :-D
* Wo Poochna Ye Tha K Agar Nikah K Waqt Gawah Na Milen To
Kiya Watan Ki Mitti Gawah Ho Sakti Hai? :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Shamat
Olympics Me Medal Jeetny Wali Tamam Khatoon Khiladiyon K Coach Mard Hen..
Jis Se Sabit Hota Hai K Jo Aurat
Mard Ki Baat Sunti, Manti Aur Us Per Amal Kerti Hai Wohi Kamyab Hoti Hai..
Ye Baat Aap Apni Bivi Ko Nashty K Baad Hi Bataen Aur Phir
Office K Liye Bahar Nikal Jayen.. :-D
Note: Dair Kerny Waly Ki Shamat K Zimmedar Hum Nahi Hongy.. :-)
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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