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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ghor
    Zara Ghor Farmaiye

    *Sahib*

    Ary Ary
    Idhar Nhi

    Balke Apny Kartuton Per :-D


  By: XStylish Larka   Send To Mobile
  • Noker
    1st Dost: Yaar Meri Bivi To Mujhy Bilkul Noker Hi Samajhti Hai
    Batao Me Kiya Karun??

    2nd Dost: Kerna Kiya Hai, 2,4 Ghar Aur Pakad Le,
    Kamai Achi Ho Jayegi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Reason
    Mareez: Doctor Sahab Aapny Mere Hathon pe Plaster Q Lagaya Hai,

    Jab K Mera Eye Operation Hua Hai??

    Doctor: Because For Not Using WhatsApp and Facebook.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Vaccine
    Lo G.!

    Corona Ka Birthday Bhi Nazdeek Aagaya,

    Duniya Walo..!

    Ab Uski Death Anniversary Per Vaccine Banaogy Kiya.. :-D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Fawad Chodhry K Bayanat
    Wazeer Science And Technology "Fawad Chodhry" k
    Talented Experiments:

    1- Larky ko English me He kehty hen,
    aur agar zyada larky hon to "Hehehe" kehty hen.

    2- "Hoo" kero to munh se Thandi aur
    "Haa" kero to munh se Garam Hawa Nikalti hai.

    3- Insan ek Waterproof Jandar hai,
    jitna marzi naha le, Pani andar nahi jata.

    4- Agar aapke bachy Mitti Khaty hen to
    unhen Cement bhi khila den ta ke Bunyad Pakki hojaye.

    5- Suraj raat ko bhi nikalta hai,
    lekin andhery ki waja se nazar nahi aata.

    6- F16 itna tez nahi jata jitna
    Hathori lagny se Badam Palang k nichy jata hai.

    7- Subha subha Samandar se Dhuwan is liye
    uthta hai qk Machliyan apna Nashta Pakati hen.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Confusion
    1st Dost: Kiya Baat Hai Itny Shock Me Q Ho?

    2nd Dost: Yaar Begam Ka Phone aya Tha

    Aaj Jaldi GHar Pr Bulaya Hai.

    1st Dost: To Is Me Pareshani Ki Kiya Baat hai?

    2nd Dost: Yaar Wo Keh Rahi Thi K
    Jaldi Ghar Ana, "Murgha" Banaungi.
    Ab Samajh Nahi Aa raha K UsKa Ishara
    Meri Taraf Tha Ya Murghy Ki Taraf.. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Dusri Shadi
    Admi Agar Apni Bivi Se Tang Ho To

    Dusri Shadi Ka Sochta Hai,,

    Aur Agar Khush Ho..??

    .

    Tab Bhi Dusri Shadi Ka Hi Sochta Hai Yaar..

    Ta Ke Khushi Dugni Ho Jaye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • True Love
    A Very True Love of My Mobile With My Charger..

    .

    Kambakhat Ek Din Bhi

    Mily Bina Nahi Reh Sakty.. :-D :-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Maahir
    Baba Ji Kehty Hen K Mere Ek Dost Ko

    Chaai Bhi Banani Nahi Aati Thi,,

    Phir Me Ny Usy Shadi Ka Mashwara Diya..

    Aur Ab MaShaAllah Wo

    Bartan Aur Kapray Bhi Dho Leta Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Notice Board
    Ek Faqeer Ny Soty Waqt Apny Sirhany Side Board pr Notice Likha:

    Bhaiyyo.. Piyalay Me Sikky Daal kr Meri Neend Kharab Na Kero,

    Mehrbani kro Aur Sirf "Note" Dalo.. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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