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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Tarbiyat
Ek Sharabi Aftaar K Waqt Sharab Pi Raha Tha,
Aur Us K Bachay Wuzu Ker K Namaz K Liye Masjid Ja Rahy Thy..
Sharabi Ka Baap Apny Bety Se:
Oye Beghairta..! Tenu Sharam Nai Aandi?
Bachy Namaz Lay Masjid Jaraye Ny te
Tu Mazy Naal Sharab Pi Riya Ny..
Sharabi Ny Muskura Ker Baap Ko Dekha Aur Kaha:
"Wekhiya Pher..! Apni Tarbiyat te Meri Tarbiyat da Farq" :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Driving Test
Driving Test K Doran Lady Se Sawal..
Aap Gari Chala Rahi Hen, Aap K Ek Taraf Pahar,
Aur Dusri Taraf Darya Ho Aur Achanak Samny Bachy Aa Jayen
To Aap Kiya Karen Gi..??
Lady: Me Gari Pahar Me Maar Dungi.
Officer: Aap Is Baar Bhi Fail Hen,
Pichli 3 Baar Se Aap Ko Bata Raha Hun k
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Na Cheekh Maarni Hai,
Na Chalang Maarni Hai,
Na Pahar Me Maarni Hai,
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,
Aap Ko Sirf "BREAK" Maarni Hai.. :-D
Hahahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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CHATPATAY SACH
CHATPATAY SACH..
* Insan 3 Cheezen Kabhi Nahi Chupa Sakta,
Mohabbat, Khansi Aur Papad Khany Ki Aawaz.. :-)
*Taash Dunya Ki Wahid Azeem Game Hai
Jis Me Admi Begam Ko Utha Utha Ker Phenkta Hai.. :-)
*Class Me Sab Se Akhri Line Me Bethny Waly Larky
Result Waly Din Masjid Ki Pehli Line Me Bethy Hoty Hen.. :-)
* Mulk K Haalat Sirf Kunwary Hi Badal Sakty Hen,
Shadi Shuda To Apni Marzi Se Channel Bhi Nahi Badal Sakty.. :-)
* Bivi Aur Suraj Ek Jesy Hen..
Dono Ko Ghoor Ker Dekhny K Baad Aankhon Me Roshni Nahi Rehti.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Kanjoos
Doctor Mareez Se: Ji Aap Ko Kahan Dard Hai.??
Sheikh: Agar Fees Kam Kerty Ho To Batata Hun,
Warna Dhundty Raho Khud Hi.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Nazar
Angrez K Khubsurat Gory Bacho Ko
Puri Duniya Ki Nazar Nahi Lagti,,
Aur Hamary Gandumi Aur Kaaly Bachon Ko
Puray Mohally Ki Nazar Lag Jati Hai.. :-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Facebook
Kiya Aap "Facebook" Aur "WhatsApp" Ki Madad Se Paisy Kamana Chahty Hen..?
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To Phir In Dono Ko Delete Kijiye Aur
Kaam Dhandy Per Lag Jayen..
Shukriya.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Itni Si Baat
Pappu Rota Hua Ghar Aaya..
Maa: Rota Q Hai Ry.??
Pappu: Amma Aaj Teacher Ny Pucha
Aap Ghar Me Konsi Zuban Bolty Hen?
Me Ny Apni Zuban Dikha Kr Bola,;
"Ye Wali"
Ab Itni Si Baat Per Marny Ki Kiya Zarurat Thi.. :-D
By:
Naila Soomro
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BAKWAS
Research Se Ye Baat Sabit Ho Gai Hai K
Jab Insan Ka Ooper Wala Hont
Neechay Walay Hont Se Mil Jaye To
BAKWAS BAND HO JATI HAI.. :-D
Hahhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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