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  • America is under my feet
    During his speech in White House,John F. Kenedy,

    the former presidnt of USA said to Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto:

    "U don't know U r standing in the greatest buildng of America".

    Bhutto replied with a smiling face:

    "Unfortunately u dont know the greatest building of America is under my feet".


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhe Aladin ka Charag Mila
    Mujhe Aladin ka Charag Mila,
    Maine jin se bola,
    Is sms ko padne wale ka Dimag 10 Guna Barra Do.



    Jin bola:
    Multiplication doesn't Apply on Zero.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Kuch Karna Hai To
    Zindgi Mai Agar Kuch Karna hai to
    Aisa kr jao k jis gli se bhi Guzro

    Har ghr se tumhen pukara jae..

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    O SHEHZADYA

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    Idron V Koora Chuk Le... :-P


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • I Decided to Commit Suicide
    Yesterday I Decided to Commit Suicide.

    I went near the railway track at the town I felt my mobile vibration,

    It was a Msg from you, after I read it,

    I decided to live

    You are Really an Inspiration for Me

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    When useless people like you are Still alive why should I Die :-P


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Have A Horrible Day
    Have A Horrible Day Without Water In Ur Bathroom,
    While Soap In Your Eyes.

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    Oh! Sorry, This Msg Is Not 4 You.
    Its Only 4 Those Who Take Bath Everyday. :-P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Kiss, Car and A Monkey
    What Is The Difference Between
    A Kiss,
    A Car
    And A Monkey?

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    A Kiss Is So Dear,
    A Car Is Too Dear
    And
    A Monkey Is You Dear. :-P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Your Heart Falling Down
    When You Feel Upset Your Heart Falling Down
    You can see Nothing Clearly
    & Flying Up and Up
    You think its

    LOVE?



    Na G Na!
    Its Just Low BP
    Take Leemo Pani & Relax. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Love Inspires Envy
    Love Inspires Envy.


    Envy Endangers Spite.


    Spite Spawns Fallacies.



    Neechay to Aisey Dekh Rahe Ho
    Jaisey Oopar Ka Sab Samajh Aa Gaya. :-P


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Inside a Clean Nose
    What Will You Find,
    Inside a Very Clean Nose Like Yours?

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    A Lot Of Finger Prints.
    Ha Ha Ha Ha. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
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