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Teacher to MEERA
Teacher to MEERA:
"She Is Kidding" Ko Urdu Me Translate Kero.

MEERA: Why Not,
"Wo Bachy De Rahi Hai".. :-D

Hhahahaha

By: Sumaira Malik Send To Mobile

Electrons Were Having Party
All The Electrons Were Having Party.

Suddenly Protons Attacked Them.

A Hero Came And Saved The Electrons.

Electrons Asked Hero: "Who R U??"

Hero Said: "BOND.. COVALENT BOND" :-D

Hhahaha

By: Haya Ali Send To Mobile

Examination Is A Garden
Examination Is A Garden,

Success Is A Flower..

God Bless Your Power To Pluck This Flower..

Good Luck Dear..

By: Sumaira Malik Send To Mobile

2 Tukray
Ek Bachy Ny Apny Hips Kabhi Nahi Dekhy Thy..

Ek Roz Us Ki Teacher Ny Us K Hips Per Zor Se Thappar Mara..
Bacha Ghar Gaya Aur Pent Utar Ker
Sheeshay Me Apny Hips Dekhy To Roty Huwe Bola:
Kamini Ny Hips K 2 Tukray Ker Diye.. :-D
Hhahahaha

By: Naila Soomro Send To Mobile

A Boy Was Teaching Math
A Boy Was Teaching Math To A Girl..
Boy Kissed Girl, Again Kissed Her And Said:
This Is Called "Addition"..

Girl Kissed Boy And Said:
This Is Called "Subtraction"..

Both Of Them Kissed Each Other And Said:
This Is Called "Multiplication"..

Suddenly Girl's Father Came,
He Beaten Boy And Thrown Him Out Of Home And Said:
This Is Called
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..
.
..
"Division".. :-D
Hhahahaha

By: Naila Soomro Send To Mobile

BEST ADVICES
(BEST ADVICES)..

1- Never Love A Girl/Boy..

2- Never Lie To Parents..

3- Never Be Rude To Anyone..

4- Always Say Sorry To Enemies..

5- Always Guide A Friend..

6- Never Bunk College/School..

7- Never Roam Till Mid Night..

8- Always Study Well..

9- Die Immediately If You
Follow The Above Eight Advices.. :-D
Hahhahaaha

By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile

How Sad
80% Of Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And..

The Books You Did't Read.. :-(

How Sad.. :-)

Hahhahaha

By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile

Loose Motion
4 Guys In Examination Hall..

1 From HARVARD University.
2 From TEXAS Uni..
3 From OXFORD Uni..
And 4 Sardar From PUNJAB Uni..

Question Is "What Is The Fastest Thing In The World?"

OXFORD Guy Answered: Light.
HARVARD Answered: Thought.
TEXAS Answered: Blink Of An Eye.
But Sardar Answered: Its Loose Motion.
Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying In My Bed And
Before I Could Blink, Think Or Turn On The Light,
,
It Was Over.. :-D

Hahhahaa

By: Naghma Khan Send To Mobile

Mera Khuwab
Oxford University K 3 Student Bethy Baaten Ker Rahy Thy..

1st: Yaar Mera Dil Kerta Hai K Me Parh Likh Ker Ek Bara Business Man Banu.

2nd: Yaar Mera Dil Kerta Hai K Me
Social Worker Ban K Logon Ki Bhalai K Kaam Kerun..

3rd: Yaar Mera Dil Kerta Hai K
Uni Me Hungama Ho Aur 8,10 Din Ki Hartaal Ho Jaye
Phir Her Paper Me 8,8 Din Ka Gape Ho..

Ye Sun Ker Dono Doston Ny Usy Zor Ka Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
"Saaly Parhta Oxford Uni Me Hai Aur
Khuwab KARACHI UNI K Dekhta Hai.." :-D

Hhahahaha

By: Naila Soomro Send To Mobile

Syllabus Of 2018
Syllabus Of 1998..
A For APPLE..
B For BALL..
C For CAT..
D For DOG..
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.
Syllabus Of 2018..
A For AATA..
B For BIJLI..
C For CHEENI..
& D For DHAMAKAY.. :-D

Hhahaha

By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile

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