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Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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Define
Teacher: Define "Energy"?
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Student: Sir Pura Nahi Thora Sa Pata Hai.
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Teacher: Jitna Pata Hai Batao?
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Student: "And This Is Called Energy." :-D
Hahaha.......
By:
Khalil Ur Rehman
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CHEMISTRY PAPER
" On My Fore~head I Feel Vapours
Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper.
I Spent The Whole Year In Sleeping,
Now I Have Started Weeping.
Alkane, Alkene, Alkyne,
Oh My God! I Am Dying,
Benzene Is Dancing In My Eyes,
And I Can't Stop My Cries.
I Tried To Sleep And Relax,
But Sodium Is On Dreaming Track.
I Am Reaching The Chemistry World,
With Horrible Fear I Am Curled.
Phenol And Alcohol Caught Me,
No Place To Escape I See.
I Woke Up With A Great Shriek,
My Tension Is On The Peak.
On My Forehead I Feel Vapours,
Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper."
By:
Khalil Ur Rehman
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Wild Animal
Teacher: How Can You Convert A University Student To A Wild Animal.?
Pappu: Drop A Glass Of Water On His Assignment
Few Minutes Before Submission.. :-D
Hhahaaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Most Outstanding Organ
Brain Is The Most Outstanding Organ..
It Works For 24hrs 365 Days From BIRTH..
But,
It Stops Only 2 Times..
1- When We Enter The
EXAMINATION HALL And
2- When We
GETTING MARRIAGE.. :-D
Hahahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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