Loose Motion
4 Guys In Examination Hall..
1 From HARVARD University.
2 From TEXAS Uni..
3 From OXFORD Uni..
And 4 Sardar From PUNJAB Uni..
Question Is "What Is The Fastest Thing In The World?"
OXFORD Guy Answered: Light.
HARVARD Answered: Thought.
TEXAS Answered: Blink Of An Eye.
But Sardar Answered: Its Loose Motion.
Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying In My Bed And
Before I Could Blink, Think Or Turn On The Light,
,
It Was Over.. :-D
Hahhahaa
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