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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:
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Pitaai
Sardar: Aaj Mujh Ko Papa Ne Bohat Peetta..
Pathan: Wo Kyun.?
Sardar: Me Ne To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha K
"KAMINE" Film Dekhne Chalo Gy Ya Ghar Pe Hi "BLUE" Film Dekhogy. :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Dost
Sardar Doctor: Do You Smoke?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Alcohol.?
Patient: Yes, Every Day.
Doctor: Exercise.?
Patient: Never.
Doctor: Girlfriend.?
Patient: Many.
Doctor: O Yaar Tu Mujhy Bhi Apna Dost Bana Le.. :-D
Hhahahha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Sardar To Nurse
Nurse To Sardar Patient With Bleeding Head: Your Name.?
Sardar: Santa.
Nurse: Birth Date.?
Sardar: 12 Feb
Nurse : Married.?
Sardar: No, Car Accident.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Dhoka
Sardar Udaas Baitha Tha.
Pathan: O Yara Tum Udaas Q Ho??
Sardar: Yaar Ek Admi Ny Mujh Se
Bees Hazar Rupy Udhar Liye Hen
Ye Keh Ker K Us Ki Bivi Hospital Me Hai.
Pathan: Us Ka Bivi Ab Kesa Hai?
Sardar: Aaj Jab Me Us Ki Bivi
Ko Dekhny Hospital Gaya To Pata Chala
K Wo To Waha Nurse Hai.. :-( :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Haa Haa Haa
Pathan To Sardar: Yara Kiya Hua??
Sardar: O Yaar Me Jis Larki Ko Bhi Propose Kerta Hun
Wo Mujhy Dekh Ker "Haa" Hi Bolti Hai
Aur Wo Bhi 3 Baar;
"Haa Haa Haa" :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Opposite Word
Sardar Won An English Quiz by Writing the Opposite Word Of:
"Manchester United"
.
Guess What He Has Written..?
.
.
"Woman Chest Are Divided.." :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Sargoshiyan
A Sardarji was in a Nightclub,
Dancing with A Beautiful Woman.
He Whispered Into Her Ear,
"I Love You."
She Smiled And Whispered Back,
"I Love You Too".
Then Sardarji Whispered:
"I Love You Three And Four." :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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SARDAR WAS SINGING
A SARDAR WAS SINGING A PATRIOTIC SONG..
"AYE MERE WATAN KE LOGO
ZARA AAINKH ME BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HEN UNKI,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "ZANANI"... ;-) :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Result
A Man Jumped into The Sea
And Never Came Out..
2nd Man Jumped into Sea
The Day After & He Also
Never Come Out..
Sardar Was Watching diz Whole
Scene from A Distance.
He Concluded A Result from
His Observation:
"Human Being Is Soluble In Water" :-D
Hehehehe
By:
Naila Soomro
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