Dost
Sardar Doctor: Do You Smoke?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Alcohol.?
Patient: Yes, Every Day.
Doctor: Exercise.?
Patient: Never.
Doctor: Girlfriend.?
Patient: Many.
Doctor: O Yaar Tu Mujhy Bhi Apna Dost Bana Le.. :-D
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