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Read best collection of hindi funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile sms. You can also submit hindi funny sms here.

Latest Hindi Funny SMS:

  • MAA
    Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!

    Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"...


  By: Farhan Rajput   Send To Mobile
  • Brother, who are you?
    Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
    Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
    Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".


  By: Farhan Rajput   Send To Mobile
  • RANI KAXMI BAI
    Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
    RANI - Before marriage.
    LAXMI - After marriage.
    BAI - After children.


  By: Farhan Rajput   Send To Mobile
  • Pyar karo Sujal ki tarah
    Pyar karo Sujal ki tarah,
    Shadiyan karo Kashish ki tarah,
    Lambi umar ho Baa ki tarah,
    Rotay raho Tulsi ki tarah,
    Sabko hansao Guttu ki tarah,
    Har janam main aao Anuradh ki tarah,
    Qismat se laro Prerna ki tarah,
    Shak karo Bajaj ki tarah,
    Aur
    Ab T.V band karo aur Insaan bano Meri Tarah.


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Shaq kyon karte ho?
    I M Lamp
    U R Light

    I M Coke
    U R Sprite

    I M Sawan
    U R Badal

    I M Normal
    U R





    Also Normal.

    Kya aap bhi na!

    Khud par Hamesha shak kyon karty ho?


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Larki mujhe bohat
    1 Larki mujhe bohat tang karti hai,
    Pata nahi kahan se usko mera number mil gaya.
    Jab bhi kisi ko call karon beech main aakar kehti hai,

    Please Recharge Your Account.


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Delete kar do
    Sorry!!!











    Is msg main kuch bhi nahi hai,
    Isay delete kar do.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Bus Kar




















    Petrol nikalay ga kya?
    Bus Kar!!!


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • Sab tumhari tarah nahi hotay
    1 baar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi,
    1 larka samnay se aaya,
    Dono bilkul paas aagaye,
    Larka side pe ho gaya,
    Larki chali gai,

    Moral: Sab tumhari tarah nahi hotay.


  By: Farhan Rajput   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Aadmiyon ki BV
    2 Aadmiyon ki BV gum ho gai.
    Ek bola: Teri BV kesi hai?
    Dosra: Blue Eyes, Rosy Lips and Charming, Aur teri kesi hai?
    Pehla: Meri chor teri dhondhtay hain.


  By: Farhan Rajput   Send To Mobile
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