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Best Collection of New Hindi Funny SMS at Funny SMS

Read best collection of hindi funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile sms. You can also submit hindi funny sms here.

Latest Hindi Funny SMS:

  • Oh God
    You are the smartest n sweetest person I ever know!
    Really.
    kya hua?
    Yaqeen nahin aata?
    Chand sitaron ki qasam!…
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    Oh God
    Yeh chand sitaray kahan ghayab ho gayai?


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Mayawati came to Lallu
    Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
    Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
    Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
    Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch ra ha hoon.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Now bush says:
    Now bush says:

    Ek ajab sa Manzar nazar aata hai
    Ek shaks ka bhi hajoom nazar aata hai
    Kahan ja kar karun Press Conference
    Her ek ke haath mein Joota nazar aata hai.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Child 2 dentist doctor
    Child 2 dentist doctor!!!
    Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
    Dr: nahi

    Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
    Dr: nikaloo

    Child: he he he he he he


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile
  • Kya bana rahy ho?
    1 Indian Japan main cooking k muqable

    mein khali pateeli mai chamcha chala raha tha

    Japani: Kya bana rahy ho?

    Indian: CHOOTIA.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • kaali Ghata chayi hai
    Aasman per kaali Ghata chayi hai

    Aaj phir ghar wali se maar khayi hai

    Kehti hai sudher jao lekin...kya karoon?

    Kaam wali aaj phir tayyar ho kar aayi hai.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • My Bosom Is On Fire
    Light The Fags With The Heat Of The Lever,
    My Bosom Is On Fire!

    Nahi aaya Samajh?

    Chalo Hindi main sun lo.


    Beedi Jalai lay Jigar se Piya, Jigar Maan bari Aag hai.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Ek shrabi...
    Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya.

    Sadhu: Oh Murkh! mein tuje shrap deta hoon…

    Sharabi: Ruko! main glass leke ata hoon.


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Mandir mein jaap karta hoon
    Mandir mein jaap karta hoon
    Masjid mein adaab karta hoon
    Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
    Isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
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